Come on in, sit down grab a beer, just don't overreact to the ravings of a pissed off conserative American ..........
That's for the camel toe the other day.....
Mike, except for the day before I got married, this is the happiest day of my life.
I just knew you would like it.....;)
Actually its not that bad. On our last anniversary I told her if she wanted to have sex the kids would have to leave. Then I told her if she wanted it to be good she would have to leave.
Do you have a stand up act? .....You should.....;)
No I would but behind every succesful man is a woman who didnt marry me.
Behind every successful man is a woman screwing the pool boy...
Oh you know my ex?
So that's my problem, I never did get married .......yet.....;)
If I can save one guy from getting married my job is done.
Oh he's getting married John!!! :)
Mike, we barely knew thee.
Let me know how I'm doing, as long as your not a fucking liberal who believes that a little fairy dust will solve all the worlds ills .......;)