Come on in, sit down grab a beer, just don't overreact to the ravings of a pissed off conservative American ..........
So I go to shoo out the feral cats out of the trash can last night, it was dark and raining. See this one big ass cat, and he won't be shooed away. So I go to toss a chicken bone at his big head and the little fucker came at me. Turned out to be a racoon. Freakin turning into wild kingdom around here. So after screaming like a little girl, the Missus comes out and scares the shit out of the racoon and makes him crap itself. Even mother natures trembles when she is around.
CrankyI gotta say, you are a character, keep up the good work.........;)
Let me know how I'm doing, as long as your not a fucking liberal who believes that a little fairy dust will solve all the worlds ills .......;)