Come on in, sit down grab a beer, just don't overreact to the ravings of a pissed off conserative American ..........
I had an Australian Shepard that sis that shit. I broke her of it after two couches.
I came home to find Charlie sitting in a sea of kibble with the last remnant of the 40 lb bag stuck to her lip and a look of total astonishment on her face.
Angel, to bad you didn't take a picture .............:-)
I never ever have my camera when I need it. But the look on her face was priceless. A cross between, "It attacked and I saved you!" and "Damn, you're home already?!"
Funny Angel :DGave Lucky the cat's scratching post when he was 4 months old... came back a couple hours after to carpet bits and cardboard shreds all over the floor.... He was sitting pretty like nothing happened. Good thing they weren't using it.
After I swept up the kibble and put it in the kibble bin, I realized that 2x2 remnant was all that was left of the bag. Charlie ate the whole damn bag!
Let me know how I'm doing, as long as your not a fucking liberal who believes that a little fairy dust will solve all the worlds ills .......;)