Not So angry Mike's hood !
Come on in, sit down grab a beer, just don't overreact to the ravings of a pissed off conservative American,PRESIDENT TRUMP !!!
Guaranteed not to miss, sorta........
Sadly that is not enough incentive to pee at the right spot... my ex could attest to that. At one time he woke up still half drunk and decided to relieve himself in the corner of bedroom, never mind the stuff that was there. And worst then that... another time he just stood up, turned around and I guess forgot he didn't actually walk over to the washroom... I screamed the motherfucker back to reality on that one. So, sad to say, glow in the dark strips ain't gonna cut it :P
Glad he is now your ex.
Let me know how I'm doing, as long as your not a fucking liberal who believes that a little fairy dust will solve all the worlds ills .......;)